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Moo-ve It

About The Project

Moo-ve It is an absurd endless runner. You play as a balloon cow running on four pink teats, jumping wooden fences before gravity turns you into a pancake.

The original inspiration was this post on X — a balloon cow on teat-legs that was too ridiculous not to turn into a game.

The game runs entirely in the browser on a canvas. Score climbs as the pasture scrolls faster, slow-moo kicks in at milestones, and a high score sticks in local storage. Day and night themes swap the sky while the cow keeps looking at your cursor.

Desktop only — it needs at least a 960px-wide window. Phones get a polite “bigger pasture” message instead.

Features

  • Endless runner: Jump fences with Space, ↑, or tap. Speed ramps up as you go.
  • Slow moo: Milestone hits freeze the moment with a slow-moo flash.
  • Death theater: Random pancake / curdle / dairy-disaster lines when you splat.
  • Look-at-you cow: Eyes track the cursor; death gets a cute “looks at you” expression.
  • Day / night pasture: Theme toggle between sunny field and midnight moo.
  • Local high score: Best run saved in the browser.
  • Desktop gate: Blocks mobile and undersized windows with a clear minimum width.

Technologies Used

How to Play

  • Open it on a PC, laptop, or wide tablet (960px+).
  • Press Space or ↑ (or tap the canvas) to start and jump.
  • Clear the fences. Don't pancake.